I received this email from a friend a few days ago:
Killer Biscuits Wanted for Attempted Murder
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceri
es. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of hte head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of
her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the head, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
On my way home from the grocery store yesterday, this is what happened in the back seat of my car.
Poor Linda. I can relate.
2 comments:
Was it me that sent you that email b/c I read it too and laughed so hard!!! That is crazy that it happened to you also; did you scream really loud???
Yep Mandy, it was you. When it happened I thought maybe I had a blow out. I was thankful for the email thought because after my car was still driving fine, I thought about the biscuits. The email was very timely.
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