Saturday, February 23, 2008

Ten Toodles

Let me start by saying that the only reason I am writing a post is because I am ready to see something a little more cheerful when I open my blog. Due to that insincere reason, I actually have very little to say. I do have a few fun pictures to share, but I will get to those later. For some reason, getting up out of the chair, getting the camera and downloading the new pictures seems really strenuous. 

With that said, I just thought I would give 10 facts about myself that you peeps might not know.

 Now I know what you are thinking..."Why would I want to know this," and the answer is...you probably don't. But I have nothing else.

I'm actually quite exhausted right now and should probably be sleeping. 
You may begin to notice that when I get tired, I ramble!

Onto the facts:

1. I love the smell of skunks! Truly I do. I cannot explain why, I guess the Lord just tuned my nose to those black and white creatures. The only reasoning I can conjure up is that it reminds me of a time when I was young and my entire family went on a ski trip.  The condo in which we stayed housed a spraying skunk underneath. Maybe the smell triggers a special "I love great memories with my family" place in my brain. I've met one other person in my life who had the same skunk-love and she was one of the neatest people I've ever known. So, after meeting my nose-mate, I didn't feel like such a quack!

2. I am unbelievably indecisive! Wait. No I'm not. I mean, yes I am. NO, I'm not. YES, YES, YES I am...final answer.  It causes many of those closest to me a great deal of frustration, but again, just the way God made me. I have this "every minute decision has lasting effects, therefore I must always make the BEST decision" complex. What side should we have for dinner? Asparagus or green beans? Which color shirt should I buy? Hang the picture at this height or that? It's even to the extent that I honestly analyze the order in which I wash my color-coordinated loads of laundry! I know,pathetic! My brain, oh the spinning wheels. No wonder I'm exhausted.
On a positive note, my husband is very decisive.  I'll add that to my list of reasons why I love him. 

3. I do not like hyenas.  I've never actually seen a live one, but after The Lion King I was apprehensive of the devilish creatures.  Then, the trip to Gander Mountain sealed the deal. One glance at the awful, awful stuffed hyena and I was a gonner. Eeeek! I can't even write about it. They give me the heeby-jeebys.

4. When I was young, I thought Hollywood was going to knock on the front door of our house and insist on their need for me to be the next child star. I just knew they were out searching for me. I also thought Hollywood was a person! So, Mr. Hollywood, if you're still looking for me...I'm right here baby!

5. I can touch my top lip to my nose. Is that unique or can everyone do that? Well, even if  you can do it, I bet you cannot hold a marker in between them and write your name. Hmmm, gotcha there didn't I?

I think I'll stop there for tonight. 
If you've stuck it out until the end, I'm sure you are thanking me for sparing you the misery of 5 more. 
Or, if anyone is actually interested in what makes me so gosh-darn special I can finish the remaining 5 in the future. Doubtful though.

Maybe I'll be back with more in-depth thoughts tomorrow.

Until then...

**I almost signed my name. Then I thought "wait. you don't sign your name to a blog. or do you...I cannot remember" so I had to go look at my other entries. And the answer is no. You don't sign a blog. I warned you: Rambling**

10 comments:

Lezlie Andrew said...

My morning was a little blah until I read this. :) #4 made me literally lol. I've never tried to write my name but I can totally touch my top lip to my nose, too. I've even taught Ella to do it! I don't know about skunks but I LOVE the smell of gasoline. I say the more quirks you have the cooler you are, right!

Ingram Gang said...

Oh Lez, thanks for caring. Thankfully I didn't waste people's time with 5 more...you're a true friend for taking delight in my quirks!

Lezlie Andrew said...

:) I want to read the other 5.

Ingram Gang said...

Maybe I should just email them to you ;-)

Sarah said...

Hi Ashley! I'm glad to see you got your blog up and running--I found it through Brittani P.

I hope life with two is going well! Your babies are beautiful!!

The Barnyards said...

You are seriously funny...I'd enjoy the next five!! ;)

Mike, Sarah, and Will said...

I should have added you to my 'tagged' list. Read my blog and you'll know what I mean. Funny. Always good to know the quirky side of your pals.

Magen said...

I think # 2 was the only one that I might have been able to guess...and I thought I knew you so well! Thanks for saying Keith reminds you of a guy on New Kids on the Block, by the way. I can't wait to tell him he has a fan. :)

Kelly Efurd Lawson said...

You're hilarious. These ARE actually the kinds of things I like to know about people. Way better than your run-of-the-mill "Where did you go to college? What's your favorite color? Blah blah blah" kind of thing.

(I think I like the smell of skunks, too. I've never said that out loud before. And I guess typing isn't really "out loud", either. But it's public. And that's scary. But you're not alone. And neither am I.)

Janelle said...

OK Ash..I finally made a blog! :)

Now we can keep up with each other!!

Janelle